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who's keeping count anymore?
chapter 102 maybe , I cant read roman numbers anymore, can you? "Hatching Like Turtles In The Dust." The little martian finds me on the second floor of an abandoned office building. I suppose abandoned is the wrong word to use for this — the building is full; it is I who have abandoned it. I sit, shattered, tear-stained, and in a too-big company hoodie, willing my blue Trinity thermos to refill itself with black coffee — like that magic cooking pot that never ran out of por
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LXX. the wild wild west
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG2kL4ojylk : listen to Dolly croon as you read. The Little Martian walks into an empty house. “It ain’t no home no more, ’tis just a house,” he sings, like a caricatured mammy from a bad Southern novel. “What’s with the voice?” “I don’t know. These country roads just bring out something in me,” he laments, looking out at the land with a wistful gaze. “Dehradun is the capital of Uttarakhand. We aren’t exactly out in the Wild, Wild West, you
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LXIX. a little birdy
The little Martian naps in a hidden corner of his office. The sweet, acidic aftertaste of burnt office-machine coffee sits sleepily on...
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LXVIII. fuck i clucked.
The Little Martian contemplates. He taps his sandaled foot against his swiveling high chair, irritating all the cool, creatively dynamic,...
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LXVII. THE ALBA-WHAT?
The Little Martian gasps awake in the middle of the night. His mind races, galloping across fields littered with ex-lovers and other...
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LXVI. PAINKILLAS
The Little Martian slips and slides off a water slide and lands by my side. We sip virgin margaritas and pop fries, feet propped up-...
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LXV. AI-YOO!
The Little Martian stumbles in, world-weary on yet another Monday. “Time to quit it,” he mumbles, his voice a scratchy whisper. "I’ve...
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LXIV. Postcards from parra-dise ( pt. 1)
The Little Martian finds himself in Parra. He has been sent on a forced vacation. The little intergalactic hustler has taken on one...
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LXIII. Adman madman
The little Martian stumbles out of his beanbag bed on a Sunday morning and lands face-first on the batik-print rug that stretches lazily...
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LXII. like a buzzin bee on crack broski
The Little Martian buzzes. “I’m a busy busy bee, with places to go, people to meet, and things to see!” he sing-songs, as he zips left,...
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LXXI. Purple Rain and Penguins in Pain!
I read Auden, and claim I too understand pain. Why Icarus flew too close And got doused in yellow rain. I read Auden as he absorbs Like...
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LXX. BOB!
The Little Martian stretches and contorts in a hyper handstand, and I watch as he fumbles and tumbles, landing in a heap on the ground....
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LXIX. Volatile Volacanos of Snot
The Little Martian has the flu. He snivels and snorts, and his phlegmy throat contorts, but he refuses to take a day off. “You're kind...
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LXVIII. Cocky Cookie
The Little Martian wakes up famished and furious. I watch him throw a toast in the oven, boil water like he's prepping for the Hunger...
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LXVII. Manic Monday
The Little Martian watches as a wayward tear makes its salty descent into his treacle-sweet mocha on a drowsy Monday morning. “It’s like...
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LXVI. Flailing Flamingos!
The Little Martian slams my door open on a Sunday morning, pokes his head obnoxiously through the door frame, and blares ‘Stupid Cupid’...
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LXV. Martin and the Martian
“There are two methods that humans use to survive, One is calcification and sequestering and separating: my stuff, my tribe, my this, my...
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LXIV. TLM and the Palmist (Pt.1)
The Little Martian stumbles out of the Bombay Local and tumbles straight into the lap of destiny. "The first class compartment is rather...
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LXIII. Chipper Lil Dipper
The Little Martian tosses tidbits of wit around like a confetti sprinkler. A dollop of smartass on a healthy steaming heap of offensive...
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LXII. Songs O' September
“There is a quiet pink that softens in the sky And as September sings I feel open and free I no longer have to try. Crispy autumn air ...
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