XVIII. Volcanic.
- aliya anand
- Jan 23, 2022
- 1 min read
Updated: Jan 29, 2022
“Most people can be real assholes” mutters the little martian as he peers over my shoulder at my phone.
"Sometimes I feel like fucking off, maybe heading out to your home planet.
Meet some like-minded Martians, sit around a volcanic hearth, and bond over our shared love for John Mayer or something like that “
The little martian actually cracks a laugh, mission accomplished!
"There is a reason I came here. There are assholes everywhere," he says, his voice firm but tinged with exhausted resignation.
"so what do we do?"
"We try not to be assholes."





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